Hey, you know what? Sometimes we just feel like having some really unique English usernames, especially those that are like scolding ourselves in a funny way. Here are some cool ones for you:

1、"Stupid*Me😒"

2、"Dumb@Self💥"

3、"Foolish#Me🤪"

4、"Idiot$Self👹"

5、"Silly*Me🙄"

6、"Crazy#Self😜"

7、"Absurd$Me😏"

8、"Lame@Self🤕"

9、"Hopeless*Me😔"

10、"Clumsy#Self😅"

11、"Incompetent$Me🧐"

12、"Naive*Me😊"

13、"Ignorant#Self😒"

14、"Weak@Self💪"

15、"Cowardly*Me😖"

16、"Impulsive#Self😳"

17、"Reckless$Me🚫"

18、"Lazy*Me😴"

19、"Careless#Self💥"

20、"Messy@Self🤪"

21、"Gullible*Me😉"

22、"Overconfident#Self🤥"

23、"Nervous$Me😰"

24、"Shy*Me😳"

25、"Jealous#Self😒"

26、"Angry*Me😡"

27、"Sad*Me😢"

28、"Happy*Me😄"

29、"Excited#Self😆"

30、"Bored@Self😴"

31、"Confused*Me😕"

32、"Embarrassed#Self😳"

33、"Arrogant$Me😒"

34、"Modest*Me😊"

35、"Greedy#Self😈"

36、"Generous@Self💖"

37、"Selfish*Me😒"

38、"Selfless#Self💝"

39、"Lucky*Me🍀"

40、"Unlucky#Self☹️"

41、"Brave*Me🦸‍♂️"

42、"Scared$Me😱"

43、"Smart*Me🧠"

44、"Stupidest#Me🤣"

45、"Dumbest@Self😒"

46、"Foolishest*Me🙄"

47、"Idiotest$Self👹"

48、"Silliest#Me🤪"

49、"Craziest@Self😜"

50、"Absurdest*Me😏"

51、"Lamest#Self🤕"

52、"Hopelessest$Me😔"

53、"Clumsiest@Self😅"

54、"Incompetentest*Me🧐"

55、"Naivest#Self😊"

56、"Ignorantest$Me😒"

57、"Weakest@Self💪"

58、"Cowardliest*Me😖"

59、"Impulsivest#Self😳"

60、"Recklessest$Me🚫"

61、"Laziest@Self😴"

62、"Carelessest*Me💥"

63、"Messiest#Self🤪"

64、"Gulliblest$Me😉"

65、"Overconfidentest*Me🤥"

66、"Nervousest@Self😰"

67、"Shyest*Me😳"

68、"Jealousest#Self😒"

69、"Angriest$Me😡"

70、"Saddest@Self😢"

71、"Happiest*Me😄"

72、"Excitedest#Self😆"

73、"Boredest$Me😴"

74、"Confusedest@Self😕"

75、"Embarrassedest*Me😳"

76、"Arrogantest$Me😒"

77、"Modestest*Me😊"

78、"Greediest#Self😈"

79、"Generousest@Self💖"

80、"Selfishest*Me😒"

81、"Selflessest#Self💝"

82、"Luckiest*Me🍀"

83、"Unluckiest#Self☹️"

84、"Bravest@Self🦸‍♂️"

85、"Scaredest$Me😱"

86、"Smartest*Me🧠"

87、"Ugly*Me👹"

88、"Pretty#Self💖"

89、"Fat*Me🤣"

90、"Thin#Self💃"

91、"Tall*Me🌲"

92、"Short#Self🐾"

93、"Old*Me👴"

94、"Young#Self👶"

95、"Dark*Me🌑"

96、"Light#Self🌞"

97、"Slow*Me🐢"

98、"Fast#Self💨"